The Novel V3

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Disco Fries (diskō fraiz): The American interpretation of Canadian Poutine – french fries, brown gravy and cheese curds. Different foods are often added in, making for a delicious mess.

Disco Fried (diskō fraid): The momcation madness that ensues when a quirky New England prepster drags her Long Island diva bestie on a comical Canadian quest for their MILF crowns.

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The top 10 reasons why you might like Disco Fried:

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You’ve been lost in a taxi in a foreign city

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Sandra Boynton hippos make you smile

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You’ve had the hots for a guy

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You’ve had the hots for a girl

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At book club, you like to debate whether characters mean what they say, or just say what they think will get other characters to sleep with them.

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Listening to the Beastie Boys still kinda makes you feel like a badass

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Pinterest gives you anxiety dreams

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While you sit on the bleachers freezing your butt off, you fantasize about pan flutes and pumpkin extract exfoliation treatments.

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Barring all negative health implications, you’d be content to subsist off french fries, nutella and DQ blizzards for an obscene amount of time.

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When you’re with your best friend, life’s one big dance party!

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Irreverent? Hells ya!

Sarcastic? Never.

Self-deprecating? Only when it pokes fun of itself, which is like all the time, adoy-ee.

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